Vegetarian Coconut Curry

I have been making curry for a long time and every time I do I get these weird ass looks from people. Like, are we not in America? I don’t talk shit about your “Chinese” food……even though orange chicken from Panda Express is not authentic, Kyle. I can have any cuisine I want delivered to my door in a matter of minutes. America is a mixing pot of foods, hello! How are there so many people out there AND that I apparently know that have not had curry?! The real question is why have you waited so long to provide a recipe, Krystal?
Fine.

I just recently started using coconut milk. I know I know, vegan/vegetarian friends I am an awful person, but I have now seen the light. Another weird food people seem to be terrified of. You guys, unless you are allergic to coconut like my mother claims to be you must put coconut milk in this recipe or I will not speak to you. Coconut milk is luxurious, smooth, and adds a creamy component you never thought you needed and will never be able to live without. It does NOT make your dish taste like coconut, it does NOT taste like the coconut I guarantee most are familiar with because although Malibu rum is delicious it is not the real flavor of coconut…….Krystal.

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Now, let us discuss curry. “Curry” is a mix of spices made up mainly of: curry leaf, coriander, turmeric, cumin, fenugreek, and chili peppers. I made this particular recipe with a yellow curry blend as it is the only blend Raleys sells…….because it’s not spicy and let’s be honest not too out of the norm. Curry comes in all different colors and spice levels though, and even I have yet to venture out and make those on my own. I do order red, yellow, and green curry when me and the other girl at work order Indian/Thai. You can, of course make your own blend, but no thank you for me. The spices in this blend are perfect as there really isn’t too much of any one spice to overpower the others.
Curry is set it and forget it for at LEAST a few hours. It’s stew but 100000 times better. This is an ultimate comfort dish for us and a staple. I make curry of different variations several times a month.

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Please don’t mind my giant tub of pink salt my dad brought me. Yay Costco!

 

Please please PLEASE get out of your comfort zone and make this. When you do post it. Even if you hate it and feed it to your dog…..tell me!

Recipe (Finally)

Ingredients
1 Can of Coconut Milk
4 Tablespoons Curry Powder of your choosing
2 Tablespoons of Kerrygold butter
1 Tablespoon Avocado Oil
1 Medium Yellow Onion
1/2-1 Cup Veggie Stock
2 Cloves of Garlic
1 Can of Chickpeas
10-15 Small Golden Potatoes cut in quarters
3 Carrots
Green onions or cilantro, jalapeno, lime, and a runny egg for garnish if you so choose.

Saute your onions and carrots in the butter and avocado oil and once they are golden in color add your garlic to cook for 1-2 minutes. Add your curry powder to really wake up the spices, and then add the entire can of coconut milk to the pan. Mix and get all the goodness off the bottom of the pan. Now, when to add the chickpeas is a personal opinion. I personally like them to simmer for the few hours with the potatoes and carrots, but some people prefer them to maintain their body and then you would want to add them about an hour before serving. Add potatoes, salt and pepper. Because potatoes soak up so much flavor/fluid I added half cup of veggie stock which made the curry initially too thin BUT once this simmers for a few hours it is perfect. Consistency is very similar to a beef stew that has marinated all day. Remember you can add whatever you want to this! I simmer mine on low heat for 4 hours and everything comes out magical.

Serve over rice or even more veggies!

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Guinness Irish Stew

I cannot tell you how many times I have tried to get my husband to talk with an accent. I have offered money, electronics, video games, other things slightly inappropriate and yet….I am left married to a man with a dominant Irish background but no accent. He won’t even throw bottles of whiskey at walls when he is angry. Fraud.

Kyle was born on January 20th – this year his birthday is cursed….I will say no more.

Kyle is also not a fan of Guinness. Impostor.

This Friday last we had an Irish themed day of food. Our morning consisted of potato pancakes with runny eggs. Shots of Jameson and orange juice. Then, the grand finale – Irish Lamb Stew.

Lamb is as common in Europe as ground beef is in America, and lamb is far better for you in most cases. I had only eaten lamb once before (lamb chops) and was not impressed, but the entire day was about tradition and so I ordered lamb shoulder chops from our local butcher. I usually deglaze a pan that browned meat for stew with a red wine, but in place I substituted Guinness. I won’t lie – this was genius. Get it? Guinness is dark, nutty, chocolate and strong – you either love it or hate it. I am a fan and it really added layers and layers of depth to this stew. The beer is not optional it is mandatory….seriously. Just buy a case. I personally think the lamb is a necessity as well, but I don’t know how many people I could convince to give up their precious cow.

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Ingredients

2 1/2lb Lamb shoulder chops
1 Bottle of Guinness
1 Yellow onion roughly chopped
6 Large carrots roughly chopped
3 Gloves of garlic minced
6 Stalks of celery roughly chopped
6 Yukon gold potatoes cut into quarters
6 Cups of good quality beef stock
4 Tablespoons Kerrygold butter

Get down to Business

Get out a cast iron skillet, if you do not own one go out and buy one, and thank me later. On high heat melt your butter and place the chops in the skillet. You want a nice browning to occur on your chops.
While your chunks of meat are browning roughly chop your vegetables and throw them in either a Crockpot or a large soup pan. Pour the stock over all the veggies and place on low-medium heat.
Once you have a nice caramel color on your lamb pieces throw them in the soup pan. Now, with little pieces of lamb like this some might argue it is not necessary to brown your meat beforehand as they are going to simmer away in juices for hours. I don’t brown my meat before hand to seal in moisture -I do not believe in that. I do believe it adds a layer of color and makes for not only a better looking finished product but browning adds a layer of texture as well. So, I brown, and with browning comes deglazing.
Deglazing is a process in which liquid is used to get all the sediments left on the bottom of the pan incorporated into a sauce or gravy. Flavor overload is at the bottom of your pan and you never want to waste that. I used half a bottle of Guinness to deglaze, and drank the rest. Add a few more pats of butter, simmer for a few minutes and add to your soup pan. Done.

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My stew stewed away for about 6 hours. I salt and pepper when I am ready to serve as in the beginning stages every ingredient is just starting to break down, and so I prefer to wait. You do you.

This was a dish that was so easy it is hard to believe it developed such complex flavors. Easy St. Patty’s day dinner, rainy day, or how to use that bottle or two of Guinness in your house.