Siracha Maple BLT Lettuce Wraps

Are you not allowed to eat bread? Did someone terrify you as a child of bread? Are you on a keto diet? Did you have a funeral for bread and all its’ offspring in your backyard like me? Then this BLT is for you!

The key here is ….. the bacon….. hello. Can bacon possibly get any better? Let me show you how. My husband eats this delicious snack/meal/appetizer lady and gentlemen…..my husband. You don’t even miss bread, and my idea of heaven is just me laying on crusty hot sourdough slathered in far too much butter!

Let’s get busy!

Ingredients
*Makes 4 BLTs

4 Strips of Thick Cut Bacon
4 Hearts of Romaine Leaves
2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
2 Tablespoons Siracha
2 Tablespoons Mayo
1 Tomato (sliced)
Avocado (optional)

How To

Fry up that bacon! Pan fry your bacon until it is 90% cooked, and then brush your strips of bacon with the siracha and maple syrup. Broil your bacon on high for 2 minutes max. Now, ladies and gentlemen you have candied bacon.

I smeared some mayo on the lettuce itself, sprinkled with red chili flakes, layed out on piece of bacon, seasoned tomato (S&P), and some avocado was on the bottom. Kyle added some jalapeno to his “sandwich”.

Do these substitute for a real good old sandwich? No. I am not going to lie. But, they are lite, refreshing, and you can continue your day afterwards rather than sleeping on the couch. Give these bad boys a try!

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Smoothie of the Month: So Help me, Oprah (Vitamin C Pack)

Fun Fact: I spent the week following Christmas with my good old friend, Pneumonia. I won’t point fingers as to to spread the world’s worst sickness to everyone in our family, but…..no Krystal, I won’t. ANYWAYS. The ONE good thing about being sick in the weird limbo week that is the week after Christmas and before the New Year is that my desire to “kick off” the new year being healthy was as strong as they come. Fun Fact #2 if you have a cough pineapple is a natural cough suppressant!

I am not a big fan of breakfast during the week. I don’t usually get hungry until well after 9am, and my desire is really only to have eggs benedict with a pineapple orange mimosa, but given 99% of the time during the week I am at work such desire is never met.  Smoothies nowhere near a mimosa brunch compromise, and I repeat, nowhere near. Yet, smoothies can be healthy and curb such 9am brunch desires. This smoothie of the month is dedicated to Oprah, because I cannot tell you how many times after ridding myself of antibiotics I said out loud “So help me, Oprah if I get sick again I will kill someone”. True Story. Do not mess with after antibiotics me, she is a very angry girl.

I prep smoothies in Ziploc baggies so that in the morning all I have to do is add the almond milk and greek yogurt. Easy! I have a smoothie before leaving my house in the morning, and then later on at work I have a protein shake. This breakfast plan works for me. Give smoothie prep a shot!

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Smoothie bags for days!!

 

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And Kyle said we couldn’t fit anythiiiiiing else in the freezer. Girl, please, take a seat.

 

Ingredients
*Makes 15 individual smoothies
5 Bananas (Cut in Thirds)
2 Cups of Fresh/Frozen Raspberries
3 Cups of Fresh/Frozen Mango
3 Cups of Fresh/Frozen Pineapple
8 Cups of Organic Baby Spinach
5 Lemons
Almond Milk
Greek Yogurt

Recipe

Really simple – Each baggie or smoothie gets 1/3 banana, a sprinkling of mango, raspberries, and pineapple. 1/2 cup baby spinach, squeeze of lemon, as much milk as you’d like and just a spoonful of greek yogurt.

Blend.

Drink.

Thank Oprah you are not sick.