Roasted Red Pepper Hummus

Lord have mercy do not bring hummus as a Christmas appetizer unless your entire family is vegan. I about got voted off the island for bringing hummus a few Christmas’ back. You know what, though? I am a grown up(kind of) and have my own blog now so I am just going to publish the recipe because I am a loud and proud hummus lover!

Embarrassing Fact: A few colleagues of mine had a hummus war competition and it just so happened to be on the day I was interviewing for a management position at my work. Well, ALL afternoon my stomach would not stop sounding like a blue whale searching for its family and couldn’t tell if I was just nervous OR overdosing on too much hummus.

P.S plain hummus is boring – make some exciting flavors and share them with me! I know roasted red pepper is pretty boring, too but I love it!!

Recipe

2 Cups chickpeas drained and washed
1/2 Cup Tahini (just buy it – I know it’s expensive but it’s what makes hummus HUMMUS)
1 whole lemon squeezed
1/4 Cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil
3 Cloves Garlic
1 Cup Roasted Red Bell Peppers (I roast mine on the oven – stick them in a ziplock once black- let them steam – take off the char and done)

How To

How easy is this? Throw it in the food processor and hit the Go button. Blend until smooth and the consistency you’d like – you may need to add additional olive oil. I crack fresh pepper on top one plated, a squirt of lemon, and a final drizzle of olive oil. Eaasy breezy beautiful snack. Pita chips, veggie sticks, naan bread. Gurl.

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Cauliflower “Potato” Salad with Pickled Celery

You probably don’t want to bring this to a picnic or bring it instead of potato salad if someone specifically asked for potato because you know….people are haters. Try to convert people at your own risk. I learned my lesson a few Thanksgivings ago when I tried to bring cauliflower mash instead of mashed potatoes I thought I was going to be banished from my own family! I will post my cauliflower mash recipe soon though, I promise! I prefer cauliflower salad to regular potato salad and not because it’s healthier or because I can’t eat potatoes but I just generally like and prefer the taste of it. I like it warm the best….right when the cauliflower pieces come out of the oven and you coat them in the delicious dressing…..yes…..that is life.

I have a lot of friends and family that cannot or will not eat potatoes and so I decided to get creative and make a cauliflower version but spice it up some with some pickled celery pieces. Low carb potato salad….can you believe it?! Now, I roast my cauliflower because I believe it is the only way to get the real true delicious flavor out of cauliflower and we aren’t making raw cauliflower salad because I hate raw cauliflower but Kyle loves it  and almost ate half my head of cauliflower!

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Roasted Cauliflower

Ingredients – 2 servings

1 head of cauliflower – chopped into 1 inch pieces – toss with olive oil and roast at 400 degrees for 25 minutes
1/4 Cup GOOD mayonnaise or yogurt/sour cream
2 TBSP fresh or dried dill
1 Celery Stalk
1/4 Cup White Vinegar
Red Chili Flakes
1/4 Lemon Zest
2 Hard Boiled Eggs
1/4 Red Onion Diced
Pickle or Relish
Garlic Powder
S&P
1 Jalapeno
*Traditional potato salad uses mustard but I wasn’t feeling it for the cauliflower – go ahead and use if you’d like*

How To

First – get your cauliflower roasting because it takes what feels like forever and a day.
Second- Celery Pickle – Personally, I would let these sit overnight but if you’re in a rush a half hour will do the trick. I diced my celery heart and a small piece of jalapeno and mixed them with the 1/4 cup of white wine vinegar and some salt. Set aside. I didn’t use the jalapeno IN the salad(would be tasty though) but it infused the vinegar/celery with some nice spice.

Third – mix the rest of your ingredients together with the mayonnaise and let it chill in the fridge until the cauliflower is ready. I thin out my dressing with a bit of the infused wine vinegar.

Finally – when the cauliflower is cooked and still WARM toss everything together! I like my cauliflower to still have a bite to it but the way you like it is how you should make it. You could also try this recipe with raw cauliflower and I’d only suggest letting the dressing and cauliflower sit overnight with one another to create a really good marinade. Your dressing, cauliflower, and the pickled celery pieces (not WITH the vinegar – add that a little at a time). Now, I like eating this warm but it is also delicious cold! I served this with some chicken wings that I baked rather than fried. HealthiER than potato salad….I wouldn’t call this meal the epitome of health haha. I hope you try this!

Bacon & Jalapeno Deviled Eggs

How did eggs get the name “deviled”? Hold on. I need to Google. “The term “deviled“, in reference to food, was in use in the 18th century, with the first known print reference appearing in 1786. In the 19th century, it came to be used most often with spicy or zesty food, includingeggs prepared with mustard, pepper or other ingredients stuffed in the yolk cavity.” Today we learned! You are welcome!

Okay, so, let me get real with you. I am famous for my deviled eggs…..seriously. My grandmother calls me before EVERY event and that is all she ever wants me to bring. I can make panna cotta, bruschetta, stuffed mushrooms, garlic bread, and a wide range of appetizers, and yet I am always called on for deviled eggs. Krystal, does it make you famous for something if only your grandma is asking for it? Um, yes, Internet, thank you. I will tell you why. My grandma is SASSY. Well, all my grandmas are sassy they are the ladies I get a lot of my own sas from but the grandma that loves my deviled eggs has the other two beat when it comes to honest opinions. We would often go to little diners for lunches or dinners growing up with my grandma, and if she didn’t like something she didn’t eat it anyways and remind herself not order it again, but send it back, and I always remember my parents being so embarrassed that she was sending food back or critiquing service. I didn’t really know what to think of it as a child, but as an adult I love her for it. You shouldn’t have to eat something you do not enjoy and you shouldn’t have to lie about something just to not hurt someone’s feelings. My grandma tells ME when she doesn’t like something I’ve made, in fact she is probably my best critic for my food because she doesn’t sugar coat. My deviled egg loving grandma is honest, blunt, and one of my biggest supporters in life. You bet your butt I make deviled eggs when she asks, and they ARE the best.

Now, let us discuss a can I cannot close once I open it. Mayonnaise. Deviled eggs, potato salad, pasta salad, and all other recipes requiring mayo are to be made with MAYONNAISE and NOT Miracle Whip…… I can’t believe I even typed its name it’s like saying he who shall not be named from Harry Potter. No, no, noooooo. First of all IF we are going to call MW food it is technically labeled as a salad dressing(vomit) so it has no business in these recipes. MW is sugar. Soooooo much sugar. MW is NOT mayonnaise so please do not disgrace yourself by using it! #endrant Please remember I am German…..I take my mayo very seriously.

I have yet to decide if I am going to share my OG recipe with y’all, but I do have many variations that I make. Hint: Grandma does not like the variations. My latest variation was Bacon & Jalapeno Deviled Eggs….make them. Yesterday.

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Ingredients

However many eggs you want to make – I made a snack so I used 6 eggs BUT I am giving your the recipe for if you were making 12
1/2 Cup GOOD mayo
1/4 Cup Dijon Mustard
S&P
4 Strips of Bacon (add a little bacon fat to your filling)
1 Jalapeno sliced in rounds then cut in half again (moons) – pickle these quickly in some red wine vinegar OR go to We Olive and get some pineapple balsamic because I pickled them in that real quick
Dash of your favorite hot sauce
Dash of a good quality olive oil (I used garlic)

How To

I wish I could tell you I am an expert hard egg boiler but I am not. I follow instructions via the internet – Place eggs in pot and cover one inch with cold water, bring water to a boil, cover and remove from heat for 8 minutes. They turn out nice and soft for me I just cannot ever get them to peel beautifully but other than that the egg itself turns out yummy! I do let the eggs chill for about an hour before peeling/preparing.

Okay, take the eggs yolks, mayo, mustard, oil, hot sauce, and S&P and throw them in a food processor. I prefer my filling to be smooth because I like to pretend I am fancy but you can ALWAYS mash the yolks with a fork and incorporate the filling that way. I throw the filling into a ziploc bag to pipe back into the empty shells, because fancy? Garnish with your crumbled bacon, slivers of jalapeno, and I added tomato and ALWAYS fresh cracked pepper or paprika or red chili flakes OR ALL! I hope you enjoy these!

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Chicken Fried Steak Bites!

Okay, so like, did everyone know as a kid that chicken fried steak was actually steak and NOT chicken? I know I know it is in the name, Krystal but it tricked me every time! I would get so excited thinking we were having fried chicken to only be served this chewy fried steak. UGH.  I never really liked red meat as a kid and even now as an adult I rarely eat it. I tend to stick with fish, chicken, and 3-4 nights a week vegetarian. I am not a big red meat eater and when I am it has to be done right, and so I generally leave it up to the expert: 2nd dad. I can make chicken fried steak though, right? Yes! I made these a little differently by cutting the cube steak into pieces rather than “steaks” and making bites to dip in black pepper gravy. Baby, these were good. I am now a fan of chicken fried STEAK.

I found that chicken fried steak (CFS) is all about the gravy. Gravy is life. Gravy runs through these veins. I served these with mashed potatoes, because what else? These would be an excellent appetizer for a party.

Ingredients

2lbs Cube Steak (I cut mine into pieces) Cube steak is generally just top round that has been tenderized
2 eggs
1 1/4 Cup Flour (can substitute almond or coconut here) – reserve 3TBSP for gravy
S&P
Garlic Powder
Fresh Cracked Black Pepper
25-30 Saltine Crackers
1/4 Cup Panko
Vegetable oil for frying
1 1/2 Cups Whole Milk (coconut milk can be substituted)
1/2 Cup Beef Stock
3 TBSP Kerrygold Butter

How To

Set up your batter section while your oil is heating up for frying. As always with 99% of fried foods you COULD bake these by getting some color on them and then placing in the oven, but we are going authentic today. Beat your eggs in a bowl. In a separate bowl add the crushed saltines, garlic powder, pepper, panko, and flour. I do not add salt to this because the saltines have salt.

Cut the cube steak into strips. Place strips into eggs, then into the dry batter, and then into the fryer! Since these are strips and not full steaks they only take 4-5 minutes a piece in the oil. Place them on a paper towel once out of the oil to get rid of excess oil. Taste one to see if they have enough salt for your liking.

Now, the most important part – the gravy. Country gravy. I always make gravy with pan drippings but it isn’t possible with chicken fried steak since you know….you fry it. We will pass on using oil in our gravy. Melt your butter and make a roux with those 3TBSPs of flour we reserved. Once your roux is cooked add the milk and beef stock. I added the beef stock as a little trick for one you could split the milk/stock ratio and save some calories, and two it adds a beef flavor that the gravy would lack due to the pan drippings situation. Let your gravy thicken and right before serving add a TON of freshly cracked black pepper. Delicious!

I still prefer fried chicken…… but these were bomb! Bring these to your next event and as always if you make this recipe tag us on Instagram or Facebook!

 

Dry Diggings Distillery – Whiskey Tasting Adventure

This blog probably should have been WWWB…Wine Whisk WhiskEY & Bliss as it is no secret that I love my whiskey. What do you think my answer was when 2nd dad aka Mikey aka Uncle asked if I’d like to go whiskey tasting? Um, YES. Not only does this blog support local and small business but so does my entire family!

Y’all Dry Diggings Distillery is the Hogwarts of whiskey: magical, secretly hidden, and extremely educational. Nestled in the heart of El Dorado Hills this local business/distillery gave us one exciting afternoon. Now, if you’re a whiskey hater…..why are you here? Just kidding. In all seriousness there is a wide variety of spirits available at Dry Diggings and ALL made in house, AND the people running the show are incredible so go anyways for a fun afternoon and memorable experience!

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Please welcome Michelle, my aunt to the blog! She isn’t cooking anything on this post but she went along for the tasting because that’s just what family is for. Kyle and my amazing grandpa went as well but apparently we didn’t take pictures with them….oops. Next time! Mikey and I collab quite a bit you may remember him here & here. We continue! All of us in attendance being whiskey tasting virgins.

We take the short drive to the distillery and upon parking Michelle looks over at me from the backseat with bewilderment across her face and asks “is this it?!” Hogwarts. The distillery is located inside your run of the mill business building! It is totally awesome. We walk through the door, were immediately greeted with a smile, and continued down a short hallway that then transported us into the magical place of Dry Diggings Distillery.

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Our tasting was hosted by Darci and she was absolutely delightful. My family is loud, funny, the best(slightly biased), and memorable and Darci put up with us the entire time! Whiskey and spirits tasting is not what Michelle and I initially thought which was taking numerous shots of whiskey until you can’t remember your name. No, the tasting in TOTAL is only equal to about 1 and a quarter shots. You also can pick your tasting here from whiskey exclusively which is what Kyle chose or the rest of the party’s choice: a mixed flight of both whiskey and spirits. Darci loves where she works and we all could immediately tell the minute she began to explain each bottle, how the idea for it was conceived, the entire process from start to finish, and the uniqueness in taste for each whiskey/spirit. The love for the art of spirits and whiskey absolutely radiates here. I am not going to give too many of the secrets/facts/education away here(sorry) but I feel it is absolutely imperative to hear and experience in person. If you are in the Sacramento area…if you are in California make the drive to this amazing local business. I am telling you that you will not regret it.

Fun fact: Whiskey/Spirit tasting is totally different than wine tasting! Duh, right? Michelle and I are expert wine tasters but had quite the learning curve here and Darci walked us through every step of the way. A fun trick we learned was to breathe in, take a sip, and then breathe out to really capture aromas and flavors while tasting. We tasted an odorless and tasteless vodka….this is how vodka is supposed to be guys if done right. Interesting, right? We had a white rum, cherry brandy, rye whiskey(one of the favorites), an apple brandy lovingly referred to as Apple Jacks(also a favorite of the day), and plenty more whiskey. Darci had a memory for every drink she poured which made the afternoon personal as we in turn told stories and laughed until our hot jaws hurt. Christine, the owner’s daughter joined as well and had a laid back fun personality to match. The tasting itself takes just a little over an hour. We all bought at least 2 bottles for our homes, in addition to her two bottles Michelle got some ginger soda for moscow mules, I bought hot sauces, bloody mary mix, Apple Jacks, and Kyle got a whiskey, and Mikey bought the amazing vodka.

Overall this was a forever memorable day not only because I got to spend it with my family but by the time we left Dry Diggings they also felt like family. Anyone that doesn’t kick us out for crude jokes, asking for a coke with whiskey, likes camping, and puts up with us becomes family. An event you will surely not forget is spirit and whiskey tasting at Dry Diggings Distillery! Check them out and tell em I sent ya! The whole group is going back in October for the official tour so stay tuned! Also stay tuned as one day we’ll get grandpa and Mikey to go wine tasting!

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Vegetarian Coconut Curry

I have been making curry for a long time and every time I do I get these weird ass looks from people. Like, are we not in America? I don’t talk shit about your “Chinese” food……even though orange chicken from Panda Express is not authentic, Kyle. I can have any cuisine I want delivered to my door in a matter of minutes. America is a mixing pot of foods, hello! How are there so many people out there AND that I apparently know that have not had curry?! The real question is why have you waited so long to provide a recipe, Krystal?
Fine.

I just recently started using coconut milk. I know I know, vegan/vegetarian friends I am an awful person, but I have now seen the light. Another weird food people seem to be terrified of. You guys, unless you are allergic to coconut like my mother claims to be you must put coconut milk in this recipe or I will not speak to you. Coconut milk is luxurious, smooth, and adds a creamy component you never thought you needed and will never be able to live without. It does NOT make your dish taste like coconut, it does NOT taste like the coconut I guarantee most are familiar with because although Malibu rum is delicious it is not the real flavor of coconut…….Krystal.

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Now, let us discuss curry. “Curry” is a mix of spices made up mainly of: curry leaf, coriander, turmeric, cumin, fenugreek, and chili peppers. I made this particular recipe with a yellow curry blend as it is the only blend Raleys sells…….because it’s not spicy and let’s be honest not too out of the norm. Curry comes in all different colors and spice levels though, and even I have yet to venture out and make those on my own. I do order red, yellow, and green curry when me and the other girl at work order Indian/Thai. You can, of course make your own blend, but no thank you for me. The spices in this blend are perfect as there really isn’t too much of any one spice to overpower the others.
Curry is set it and forget it for at LEAST a few hours. It’s stew but 100000 times better. This is an ultimate comfort dish for us and a staple. I make curry of different variations several times a month.

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Please don’t mind my giant tub of pink salt my dad brought me. Yay Costco!

 

Please please PLEASE get out of your comfort zone and make this. When you do post it. Even if you hate it and feed it to your dog…..tell me!

Recipe (Finally)

Ingredients
1 Can of Coconut Milk
4 Tablespoons Curry Powder of your choosing
2 Tablespoons of Kerrygold butter
1 Tablespoon Avocado Oil
1 Medium Yellow Onion
1/2-1 Cup Veggie Stock
2 Cloves of Garlic
1 Can of Chickpeas
10-15 Small Golden Potatoes cut in quarters
3 Carrots
Green onions or cilantro, jalapeno, lime, and a runny egg for garnish if you so choose.

Saute your onions and carrots in the butter and avocado oil and once they are golden in color add your garlic to cook for 1-2 minutes. Add your curry powder to really wake up the spices, and then add the entire can of coconut milk to the pan. Mix and get all the goodness off the bottom of the pan. Now, when to add the chickpeas is a personal opinion. I personally like them to simmer for the few hours with the potatoes and carrots, but some people prefer them to maintain their body and then you would want to add them about an hour before serving. Add potatoes, salt and pepper. Because potatoes soak up so much flavor/fluid I added half cup of veggie stock which made the curry initially too thin BUT once this simmers for a few hours it is perfect. Consistency is very similar to a beef stew that has marinated all day. Remember you can add whatever you want to this! I simmer mine on low heat for 4 hours and everything comes out magical.

Serve over rice or even more veggies!

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Wine @ 815

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There are three things I am exceptionally good at in life: cooking, writing, and wine tasting. The struggle with wine tasting (and I use struggle lightly because we all know I still get in my car and go) is that the nearest wine country is about 45 minutes from where I live. Amador County is where I go to giveaway all my money to grapes less fortunate than myself. Napa is about an hour and a half away, and so realistically reaching wine country is not too bad, but then Wine @ 815 moved in 5 minutes from my house. Girl, we are in trouble. Rayann and I did not walk we ran to see what this was all about.

From all stand points Wine @ 815 is genius.

Genius #1 – it is actual wine tasting in Historic Folsom. $5 per flight (5-6 tastings) which is extremely reasonable and tasting fees are waived if a bottle is purchased.

Genius #2 – Marketing. Wine @ 815 consists of 3 wineries: Rempfer Cellars, Fiddletown Cellars, Los Portales. Cross promotion makes me swoon, and these guys are doing it right. All 3 are local as well.

Genius #3 Atmosphere. I really just want to take my laptop and setup shop there while sipping on wine all afternoon, and I might actually get something done(probably not cause I totally love Lia the Tasting Manager). The shop is small but they have kept the floor plan open so the feeling of being in a tiny space never sets in. Dimmed lighting is key, because everyone looks better in dimmed lighting, right?

Genius #4 Make your own cheese board. Okay, so I almost never order cheese boards, because they always consist of cheese I can’t pronounce and I don’t want to look like a fool AND there are more creepy cheeses than anything else. 815 has changed the game, though. They have a tiny fridge filled with a wide variety of cheeses, pickles, olives, crackers, and snacks. You pick what you would like, pay for those items only, and grab a cheeseboard to eat off of. Unique and fun.

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Genius #5 Experience. I am not going to give too much away here, because wine tasting is really something that absolutely has to be experienced in person. I will tell you that I would have been more than happy to stay at 815 all day and chat with Lia. The education provided while tasting is the perfect blend as all highlights about each bottle, awards, and regions are discussed, but not so in depth that you need a full glass of wine just to be able to listen about the next. Having only 3 wineries provides a more in depth discussion for each pour, and each back story is extremely unique. Lia is fun, smart, and you can really tell she has passion for what she does.

The Wine. Have ya’ll just been waiting for me to talk about the wine? Shut up, Krystal and talk about wine. Okay, here is the main thing. Just go there. Seriously. I will tell you the most shocking reason you should take all your friends and go. Wine @ 815 is red. Red. Red. Red, and some more red. They did not have Los Portales in when I visited so I was only able to taste Fiddletown and Rempfer which are both red. Let’s be honest California is red. Krystal (me) is a white girl living in a red state, and I loved every.single.pour, AND bought with REAL money Rempfer Cellars Petite Sirah and my life was forever changed. I have been to Amador more times than I can count and I have NEVER brought home a red. I thought I would be the girl that loves bubbles and German wines forever, but I am very excited to say that my favorites are now changing thanks to 815. I will put the tasting flights below. I am not going to repeat the fun facts about either the wineries themselves or each wine because it is such an amazing experience to hear Lia tell you for yourself. I will be back. I might live there. I may have them on speed dial. Follow them on Facebook!